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[Fake Marketing News] Domino’s Clever Marketing Democratizes Craptacular Pizza…And Now Salads

Domino’s Pizza is continuing to extend its “Oh Yes We Did” mixed media campaign as it gears up for prime pizza-selling months with the onset of football season. The latest spots feature a $7.99 pizza deal now being offered on weekends, a modification of the offer that previously was in effect only for slower weekdays. “We realized that it wasn’t …

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[Fake Marketing News] Local Country Station Keeps “New” In Name For Fourth Consecutive Year

Local radio station KMLE “Camel Country 108” has decided to continue on with the “New Country, New Camel” theme for yet another year. Trying to shake things up in an intensely competitive radio market, KMLE originally trotted out “new” in 2012 and just never bothered to change it out. “Frankly we just forgot at first. Then finally it was brought …

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[Fake Marketing News] Arizona Diamondbacks To Begin Offering “No Shelby” Ticket Packages

In response to overwhelming fan demand, the Arizona Diamondbacks (9 games back, 10 games under .500 at home) have begun offering what is believed to be the MLB’s first ever ticket package where fans can avoid a particular starting pitcher in the rotation. “Our fans have spoken and they really really do not want to see Shelby Miller get lit …

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